June 24, 2022

Struggling young people encouraged to just cut back on food, housing, electricity, transport…

entertainment, petrol, dental care

June 16, 2022

Kmart finally convince conspiracy theorists to wear masks by introducing face tracking in all stores

Checkmate

June 10, 2022

‘We’d never hire someone who’d incite a riot’ claims news network that hired Alan Jones

Technically he was a contractor

June 8, 2022

Public confused after government doesn’t respond to cost of living issues by bullying trans kids

Albanese has shockingly overlooked other steps like asking Jenny and fleeing to Hawaii

June 3, 2022

Tony Abbott confused after learning Minister for Women role went to a woman for some reason

'I am willing to explain the role to Katy whenever she wants'

June 2, 2022

Jobless man mooches off public housing

Public enemy number one, the Lazy entitled grub living on taxpayer dime

May 21, 2022

Julia Gillard launches spill motion against Anthony Albanese

Former Labor Leader Julia Gillard has tonight declared Anthony Albanese’s reign of terror over, stating that as of today the

May 20, 2022

Loose Unit Albo spends election eve doing donuts outside ScoMo’s house

"Yeeeeewwww" reported the opposition leader

May 18, 2022

Albanese responds to Morrison tackle by king hitting nearest child

May 17, 2022

Dutton distracts himself from the pain of losing his defamation suit by drowning some puppies

My favourite pastime